part of me wants to wear leather jackets and red lipstick and be super sexy and break boys’ hearts but then I also want to wear sundresses and be sweet and cute and shy and giggly but a different part of me wants to be beautiful and smart and mysterious and another part of me just wants to sit in bed and watch netflix while I eat pizza
guess which part wins out
imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
i’ve been laughing at this for the past few hours
i have seen the light
I CANT BREATHE
the number of online masturbations on chat roulette interrupted must be staggering
evidently mr. squarepants is turning 27 in a month but he has already had 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards
That’s a little over three years
that’s 31 years
It a cartoon you know?
good point. how many months are there in a cartoon year?
probably a lot, I mean, Ask Ketchum was 10 for like 6 years.
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why would you do this to me waifu?
1. I am currently working part time, but I am looking into a full time position that just recently opened up…
2. I have not bought all my Christmas gifts yet (I do have one for you tho already waifuuuu.)
3. I feel like I don’t talk to my friends half as often as I should, and one of them is pretty sick…
4. I am surprisingly still super excited for Christmas, and I’m actually enjoying the season, even though I work retail.
5.I’m starting to think my degree isn’t going to matter, because the field it’s for is very competitive, and I am not that motivated a person. (I am competitive in certain situations though)